After some serious study over the past years; including watching Tombstone, 3.10 to Yuma, The Proposition, The Assassination of Jesse James, and The High Plains Drifter, and listening to Johnny Cash, Murder by Death, The Raconteurs, and The Decembrists, I have decided that I should be allowed to carry a 30/30 lever action shot gun and a six shooter while riding around on horseback, dressed in a wool button up, black sash, black cowboy hat, and a waxed slicker shooting stuff.
Obviously I went to school for the wrong profession.
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No offense, but I don't think being 'Goth' qualifies as a profession.
Should have gotten a job in Vegas....
Goth?
it's a bit of a stretch, but i think you get it...
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