Tuesday, November 4, 2008
New Talent!!!
So, last night I am cooking dinner for myself (a rare treat) consisting of a couple of fried eggs, bread, juice, and milk. As I am cooking the eggs I realize that my spatula is dirty, and not wanting to take precious egg cooking time to clean it, I instead take the pan and toss the eggs, simultaneously they flip and land back in the pan, all without breaking a yoke. Now, I am not sure that you are understanding the implications of this new skill I have procured; not only does it impress the ladies, but it also means that I can do fewer dishes as I no longer need a spatula. Pretty sweet, huh?
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Cooking breakfast at dinner time is not a talent. It implies a disregard for tradition that I find dangerous. First they're making breakfast at dinner time and then they'll want ALL their civil liberties returned. it's a slippery slope, my friend; a slippery slope to anarchy. 5 days til the decemberists
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